That’s my grandmother. No no that’s not for terrazzo. Can you get
the mop and glow? Yeah sure, no problem. I’ll take care of it right away.
Sweep, mop, dust the floor with a touch of floor wax. Frank and Beans.
She’s a senior citizen that bought a maids quarters for over
A million dollars. She turns it into a studio. For her to get in
and out of her suite you have to pick her up in the service car.
She rings for the elevator ten times a day to walk her dog
that’s over ten years old. As she’s walking through the lobby
with the mut. It leaves a trickle of pee behind. You call over
the radio. Can I have a damp mop? I have a spill. For the
holidays she hands you an envelope. There’s ten dollars inside.
I didn’t know nobody told me. That doesn’t happen in this building. BS