What are you doing? Collecting unemployment.











Put the AC on. The electric bill.





Posted Tue Jul 23, 2024 1:08 pm

The daughter gets married.
The husbands parents pull up to the building.









If someone would have told me earlier
I would of changed my name to Tony linguine.





The infamous Pizza Connection trial eventually revealed how the Sicilian Mafia imported more than $1.6 billion worth of heroin into the U.S.







15e at goldfingers.





Kermit I’m in front of the judge. I’m getting a divorce.
He’s getting a divorce. The cops are watching me, NOT THEM!
I’m the threat. Wink

Posted Tue Jul 23, 2024 7:06 pm




Yo! Your uncle is half retarted and your
daddy blows pot in your mommy’s mouth.



Posted Mon Jul 29, 2024 7:01 pm




I know it’s you. It’s your immediate relative.
This affected you at a very young age.
He’s making himself something he’s not.
I only get calls when there’s problems.
There’s obviously something wrong and
I’m not a therapist to sorrow on. You and your
family own that whole condominium complex.





He works at the deli. Gets paid cash and doesn’t make minimum wage.





Look at my empire. The sarge got a limp deek.



Posted Mon Jul 29, 2024 7:20 pm

I got this stupid ch!t in my house.
I have the cameras running. After
he leaves I’ll check everything.

He’s using my ladder.

Under 18 U.S.C. § 1956, 1957, it is a federal crime to knowingly use or attempt to conduct a financial transaction that involves illicit funds whether in the financing, transportation, or reporting of the transaction.



Posted Thu Aug 08, 2024 7:04 pm

They remind me of Puerto Rican’s.
They only thing they need now is a kilt.



Posted Fri Aug 09, 2024 6:45 am

There no parking and it’s not any closer.
It opens up at ten.



Posted Sat Aug 10, 2024 8:35 am

You didn’t find the kid. The kid found you.
His parents didn’t bring him there.
He walked in off the streets all by himself.
Who the heck is this?

Diagnosed terminal, in the middle of a divorce,
left Pocono knits and opened up **** sportswear.
Getting ready to depart and move on with any harm
done. Leaving no stone unturned. He had a DNVHG
What a clunker. You can not find a heavier gauge
It was the first electronic 3 gauge machine.
Bullwinkle had a CMS 300 3 lock with a tape reader
and was also hooked up to online but only by wire.
We would hang one box in between each four machines
and have them all lead to the computer in the office.
HARDCORE SPASDICK!


You have problems. Wink





This is a boxing gym. Please respect my privacy.


https://youtu.be/6Gi_y3TzBdg

Posted Sat Aug 10, 2024 10:55 am




If you push this button it goes down.





If you push that button it goes up.



Posted Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:39 pm

He’s married to Knee-Na




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You put him behind the counter.





He opened up his mouth.





Who are you?





I have no clue who the F this is.



Posted Sat Aug 24, 2024 8:05 am




You didn’t go to school here. Do you have any papers?





I don’t understand what that means.
They need work. Send them to Bullwinkle.
What about that guy over there?
Nahh his newly released inmates ARE ALL LEGAL!
They work on the books. They’re eligible for social security.

I’m cracking open a cold one and after this bout
me and his father are gearing up. Stepping in the
center of the ring and going toe to toe and straightening
out our differences once and for all.


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