I buy you pizza.
Husband walks in late after a long days work.
He’s liquored up while his family is enjoying
summer recess at there Hamptons house.
Can you switch with me.
He shows up the next day late and hung over.
Dragging azz, complaining and wants to leave early.
Calls in sick on the day he has to make up for the switch.
The tenants think the guy who’s supposed to be on the shift
is not there. It effects him for the holidays.
MY grandpa would put a touch of water in the barrel of clear.
But that last night was a little too much.