I’m Joe Cook. You get a $15 meal fare on your check for lunch.




Get out your fired.



Moon lighting
He can’t do both. Which one is it?
It’s not that he’s not allowed to do both.
It’s he physically can’t do both.
It’s affecting his full time job.



I’m making patterns for both mills and standing outside the bank.
After work can you come to my place and run the machines?
After a couple of weeks.
I’m so sorry, I can’t. It’s affecting my mental health.

Posted Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:41 am

Dask come fishing with me.
No!
I’m giving the fish to who?
Toe is on vacation in Sicily with who?
That’s dask’s father.
I’m an engineer in the union.
That’s where I went to high school.
Project return - Project reject

Posted Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:14 am



It’s the chinx and spix.



Posted Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:24 am

Ask him if he has family and kids?

You did your taxes and that shows what you made.
Family court locks in the cost. 29 percent of your
gross salary includes insurance or 19 percent and
you pay insurance. If your taxes show more the following
year now they garnish your wages and it immediately
balances out or suffer the consequences.

Posted Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:29 am

I’m hung ry


Posted Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:55 pm

I just wanted to see what was going to happen.



He’s leaving for work.



Adultery



Look he’s Greek. That’s his wife.
Pay your rent. I live right there.

Posted Fri Feb 02, 2024 8:40 am



I went to dinner. I parked right there.
I paid more for parking than the dinner with the tip.



I went fishing. Huh Wut!?!?





I make sure to plan around it.

Posted Fri Feb 02, 2024 10:38 am



They’re long gone. Christmas time it’s that much worse
with the amount of people but not behavior issues.




The editor isn’t good. I’m not paying for a better one.


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Posted Fri Feb 02, 2024 10:51 am

Is he right handed?
No! He’s a converted north paw.
What does he lack?
Ambidexterity
It can’t be taught.
It’s practiced and shows up naturally.
From playing so much it shows up.
Phenomenon

Posted Fri Feb 02, 2024 5:39 pm

It’s tax season.







Can you do my taxes?
I don’t do taxes. Do it yourself.







Of course she did it. It’s all done together.
She’s miserable!
A direct deposit in her account.

YAWN ! !

How much does an Accounting Director make in New York, NY? The average Accounting Director salary in New York, NY is $223,699 as of January 26, 2024, but the range typically falls between $200,186 and $250,101.

Your dry cleaning arrived.
Here’s your UPS package.
The dog walker asked if I can give you this.
And this is what I said to the judge.
Are you trying to kill me?

Posted Sun Feb 04, 2024 8:41 am

Where did you get the money to fukcen pay for this?
No, no they're helping me. They’re going to show me what to do.





How did you find the place? Who was the broker?
I can’t think for myself. I can’t rationalize my thoughts.
It’s a psychiatrist!



My sister in law is a broker.
Does she need a job? We can get her a job.

I saw your brother wearing big floppy shoes and a red nose
while walking down the street holding hands with Rocco.
I’m a time study.
Did the order on the machine end with in the minute I said it was
going to finish?

Posted Sun Feb 04, 2024 9:02 am

This one’s my favorite.





I don’t want to do that. I want to do this.


Posted Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:26 am

Let’s shoot pool.
Are you hi ball or low ball?
I’m odd ball.
Nobody knows nothing.



There is no art work. The master file is in the control.

Posted Sun Feb 04, 2024 12:01 pm

I’m chasing you with the hose.
I put shaving cream in your locker.
I put shaving cream in your shoe.
I hid your dry cleaning.
I come in late hungover.
I leave early complaining.
It’s a stupid kid. It’s a big idiot.

Posted Sun Feb 04, 2024 7:37 pm

Hecho in China



That ain’t nothing more than an adult movie
with my spooning pillow invention.




I saw Reshat’s women the other day. She pulled into CVS
and started winking at me.


Posted Mon Feb 05, 2024 2:04 pm

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