My inbreedness strikes again. The Water Boy! Wink
Hang in there. Give me about 3 1/2 years or so
and then we’ll be at. We have to sue this mother Fukcur.

This one is a very special one to all of us.
Rookie cops straight out of the academy.

Check out my tattoo. I just got it last week.
WOW! Who does your ink? I want to get one.
Did you get the Glock?
Yeah I did. The Glocks the best.
Yeah it’s my favorite. As soon as I get off probation
I’m getting a Harley.
Me too and when I reach top pay I’m getting season tickets
to the Rangers.
Me too, great idea.
Did you get a throw away? I took my father’s after he retired.
It’s a classic Saturday Night Special.
No I’m still undecided. My father was a carpenter.

Posted Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:23 am

Putting the Mac in macaroni.





I ride my bike to the Hamptons.
I sit in the pub and watch the soccer game.






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Posted Sat Apr 27, 2024 4:14 pm




The wife doesn’t give the cop nookie anymore.
He won’t leave because of the money and assets
that involved. Stay away from me and telling
someone nice doesn’t work. If you tell a women
nice it always works but never a guy.
My ex is a completely different story. Scape goat.
Look what they did. Misery loves company.
There’s no cure for stupid.


Posted Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:16 pm




I love the cooler rack to death. The cops never complained.
They never gave me a ticket but there’s an obstruction.



On the 2018, if I’m not mistaken it’s alongside the battery.








Posted Wed May 01, 2024 10:18 am



Girls there’s plenty of me to go around.
There’s no reason to fight over me.
That Irish accent is hysterical.
I’ll tell your mother.
My cousinssss are watching.
I’ll do a three day charter, all inclusive canyon.
10 guys, $1,000.00 each, 3 days.
4 girls the fifth one was a boy.
Closed the supply house to partner up in a restaurant
with my other rod builder cousin,

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Posted Wed May 01, 2024 10:01 pm



I took that name at Drum. After two I was done.



That’s deks wife and daughter. Thats his mother and father.
His mother, wife and daughter are whiter than me.

Posted Wed May 01, 2024 10:21 pm



Toe had 3 sisters. I could never remember there names.
That’s the token booth clerk. Remember Al? That’s his mom.
Who’s his sister? Ask Eppy, I received a phone call.

Posted Wed May 01, 2024 10:43 pm



See hursh across the street? He’s the youngest of three.
What happened to the oldest?



Let’s ask Hink.



Good Night! Wink



Now that Ch!ts crazy.

Posted Wed May 01, 2024 10:51 pm

As a kid I would fish Jones beach pier
and inside the crab traps it was very
common to find star fish and sea horses
clinged inside of your crab trap.
Now it is non existent.



Posted Sat May 04, 2024 5:37 pm




Lightning strike me down. I just got it 65 percent off.
The last one they had in my size.



Posted Sun May 05, 2024 8:29 pm

You’re helping me.




















That one’s my favorite. I grabbed it in my hand and that’s
when I found out the texture wasn’t to my liking.





Clorox in the bathroom, cooking bacon and eggs. I immediately turned on
the exhaust fan and shut the door. Five minutes later. Here’s your food.
Now grab the roll. Ain’t that a kick in the head!





Henry home maker as mother goose.

Posted Sat May 11, 2024 8:51 am




They can afford it.





I got the tab. Let me pay for the drinks. I got the tip, 50 percent!

Posted Thu May 16, 2024 6:50 am

You’re not allowed to do that.





We know that he sleeps in the basement.
It’s not that he sleeps in the basement.
He’s not qualified for the position.
We can’t count on him when we need him.






I sell them from the back of my car.





I had a very difficult time taken anyone there serious.
Yeah know what I mean Lynn? It’s easy for me to say.
“Get up! I need your help.”

Posted Thu May 16, 2024 12:13 pm







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